Tim Harrod's Acceptable Web Site

Now 30% more acceptable!

"But the biggest laugh and loudest applause went to The Onion's Tim Harrod -- doesn't it always?"
-- Salon.com

NEW FEATURE: The Thinking Man's "Ate My Balls" Page is now up and running. Image from Richard Dawkins' The Blind Watchmaker: Why The Evidence of Evolution Reveals a Universe Without Design.

Purchasers of the Run, Ronnie, Run DVD: Go to the "All-Access Pass" screen, go down to "More from New Line," then go right for the Easter egg.

See the comprehensive Gallery of all of the home page images in the history of timharrod.com.

Tim's Proclamations:

As of this writing, there are only fifteen major works of Gilligan's Island fan fiction. We're not working hard enough, people.

Purchase 101 Damnations for charity, or burn in Hell for all eternity. Tim has spoken.

And you gotta get More Mirth of a Nation too.

Yatta is better than Hatt-Baby, but it's no All Your Base.

5.18.04

Hooray!!! My new "blog" is up and running and it's gonna be the best blog in the universe and I just know I'm gonna update it EVERY DAY!!!

Click here for Tim's resume.

Click here for Tim's links.

Click here to enter Tim's funhouse.

Click here to ponder the enigma of J & H Productions (and join the mailing list!).

Tim's Wicked Awesome Link Spotlight

Saturday Night Live Transcripts

Whether you're a high school student seeking material for an upcoming talent show, or... or whether... actually, that's the only way you could tangibly benefit from this site, but its degree of accomplishment is amazing. The awesome goal of transcribing and webbing every sketch, song, or short film ever aired on Saturday Night Live is an uphill battle, what with NBC constantly airing new ones, but the combined efforts of webmaster Patrick Lonergan and selfless volunteers have archived some two thousand scripts in a comprehensively organized and searchable format. Typos and misheard lines creep in, but by and large the site is a powerful monument to TV's longest-running sketch comedy project.

Tim's Weight, 8/24/03: 240 lbs.

Tim is reading: Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right by Al Franken

In Tim's iPod: Poodle Hat by "Weird Al" Yankovic

In Tim's DVD player: Mr. Show: The Complete Third Season

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